Monday, February 10, 2014

Dear Winter

Dear Winter, I am serving you with a 38 day notice to evict Pennsylvania. While we have enjoyed your company these past  four months or so,  it is in all of our best interests if you pack up your frosty little flakes and your slippery sharp icicles, your artic cold breezes and your jack frost nose nipping stuff and be on your way. Feel free to come back again later this year around the time when the jolly ole elf is ready to take his fur collared red suit out for a spin when we will be glad to host your snow antics once more. Until then, no hard feelings...signed, The Hydrangea plant

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